Proper egging technique is learned over years of practice.

It’s not some job left up to some teenagers.

Thankfully, Newton PD took matters into their own hands for a demonstration of just exactly how to prank a friend/superior member of the suburban police force. It looks like, according to the MetroWest Daily News, that a December incident out in Framingham involving some thrown eggs and the home of a Newton police sergeant was conducted by a trio of off-duty police officers.

Kids – do as they say, not as they do. MWD reports that the matter will be handled internally and no charges will be filed.