The Effin’ Awful Four features four pretty divey, outstanding places and takes us just days away from crowning a Shite Sixteen champion. Voting goes until 11 p.m. tonight.

Today’s match-up: Mary Ann’s v The Silhouette Lounge

Mary Ann’s

How They Got Here: Defeated 8-seed Conor Larkins in Round 1; Defeated 4-seed The Last Drop in Round 2

Defended by: Natty

Tale of the Tape: Men’s room is the size of a closet, has two urinals, one pot and no stall.

The Silhouette Lounge

How They Got Here: Defeated 7-seed Sligo Pub in Round 1; Defeated 3-seed Hong Kong in Round 2

Defended by: Dan F.

Tale of the Tape: One of our authors once got a zippo lighter there from a cigarette promotion girl years after the smoking ban went into effect.

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