Mary Ann’s Crowned Boston’s Dive Bar Champion: One Shitey Moment

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Two weeks later, we have a champion in the Shite Sixteen.

Nearly 1,700 votes were cast in the championship battle – and more than 3,000 votes overall in the last two weeks. In the end, it was Mary Ann’s who was able to hold off Punter’s Pub to become the 2013 champion. What a crazy few weeks, and an honor for sure.

To the montage – One Shitey Moment!

A Busch Light and tip: 
three bucks, not far,
we’re in a dive
a windowless-bar. 

After all the beers,
no one knows
just how Journey got on,
but now it goes… 

(in) ONE SHITEY MOMENT, CONFUSION AND PAIN
ONE SHITEY MOMENT, PROMISES IN VAIIIIIIIIIIN
    
But time is short 
and the T stopped at one
in the blinking of an eye
ah that B-Line’s gone 

And when Buck Hunter’s done
win or lose
you always shot your best
’cause inside you knew… 

(that) ONE SHITEY MOMENT, YOU SHARED THE MEN’S ROOM
ONE SHITEY MOMENT, BUT COULDN’T GO NUMBER TWOOOOOOO
    
Feel the sweat of your glass
Smell the smoke in your face
That a ten year smoking ban,
could never erase…

And when it’s one
and the place shuts down,
you’ll sneak in one more,
but then the lights come on…
(that) ONE SHITEY MOMENT, YOU REACHED FOR A PBR
ONE SHITEY MOMENT, YOU KNEW
ONE SHITEY MOMENT, YOU STARTED SEEING STARS
ONE SHITEY MOMENT….

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Thank you, readers, for making these past few weeks a ton of fun. We talk about things other than dive bars, and we hope you continue to stop by and see what We Love Beantown is all about.