Opening Number: Not 111

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We’re a few days late on this, but it’s still kind of entertaining since, well, I kind of feel good enough about the Red Sox this morning to conduct some good ol’ fashioned Yankee hating.

You see, over the weekend, the Evil Empire tried to honor what they believed was the oldest living Yankee fan. Clocking in at 111, he certainly would be. Problem is that there are some suspicions abound around the age of one Bernando LaPallo – or at least that math that makes a man born in 1910 reach his teens the second time around.