Our friends down south are getting the worst of it, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get your french toast and a shovel ready.

…I feel like I can get away with promoting non-specific Boston things if they have tangential relationships to things that are cold. Like this:

Three or four straight days of snow in moderate speeds and patterns means that the region is getting messed up all kinds of ways to Hoth. In some areas, you’re gonna be buried, and for some reason downtown we may not be getting much at all. As a helpful guide, we’ve created the “When Will I Need My Tauntan” measurement system to be a helpful aid for your travels.

For actual helpful weather predictions, we were relying on the good folks at WCVB. You can, too.